You’re in the desert, you’re thirsty, you’re hungry, and you want to die. No, not really, you’re just on a TV set looking to score cash.
You’re in the shower minding your own business and there’s a knock at the door. Not your apartment door, your shower door. “You need to get out of the shower. Now, please. I’m your new Chief of Staff and you’ve just been named President of the United States.”